【64tianwang, 1:15 p.m. PST, November 9, 2026】(Edited by Tianwang Volunteer)
【天网美西时间2026年11月9日下午1时15分讯】（天网义工编辑）
President Trump posted two videos on Truth Social on the morning of November 9, 2026, with no caption. Both are SI-generated parody videos made by internet users portraying UFC chief executive Dana White as the White House press secretary.
川普总统于美西时间2026年11月9日上午在Truth Social连续转发两段视频，均未配文字。两段均为网民制作的SI恶搞视频，把UFC总裁白大拿（Dana White）描绘成白宫新闻秘书。
The first video, posted at 11:00 a.m. PST and lasting 23 seconds, carries a “DFF” watermark and has no spoken dialogue, only hip-hop music. In it, a figure of Dana White walks out of the White House South Portico, struts down a long stage through a huge cheering crowd at sunset, leaps onto the presidential podium and does a celebratory dance.
第一段视频于上午11时整发布，时长23秒，带有“DFF”水印，没有对白，只有嘻哈音乐。画面中，“白大拿”从白宫南门走出，在日落时分穿过欢呼的人群，沿着长舞台大步走向总统讲台，最后跳上讲台跳起庆祝舞。
The second video, posted at 11:23 a.m. PST and lasting 13 seconds, carries an “@leah77” watermark. Dana White stands at the White House briefing-room podium under the caption “DANA WHITE / WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY,” while reporters’ microphones are labeled “FAKE NEWS.” He says: “All right, listen up. Everyone sit down and shut up right now. I’m not answering questions until you show some respect.” A female reporter replies: “But Mr. White, the public has a right to know.” White answers: “I said shut up! You’ll speak when I say so. Now sit down and be quiet, or get out.”
第二段视频于上午11时23分发布，时长13秒，带有“@leah77”水印。“白大拿”站在白宫新闻发布台后，字幕写着“DANA WHITE / WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY”（白大拿／白宫新闻秘书），记者话筒上贴着“FAKE NEWS”（假新闻）。他说：“都听好了，全部坐下闭嘴，你们不放尊重点，我就不回答问题。”一名女记者说：“可是怀特先生，公众有知情权。”他回答：“我说了闭嘴！我让你说话你才能说。坐下安静，不然就出去。”
By about noon PST, the first video had about 641 replies, 1,420 ReTruths and 5,640 likes; the second had about 887 replies, 1,380 ReTruths and 5,250 likes.
截至中午前后，第一段视频约有641条回复、1420次转发和5640个赞；第二段约有887条回复、1380次转发和5250个赞。
The posts follow an exchange that began on November 7. President Trump wrote on Truth Social: “I am pleased to announce that the Great Dana White, a violent Fighter and Warrior, has been offered the job of Press Secretary of the United States.” He asked White to bring assistants including Islam Makhachev, Khabib Nurmagomedov, Justin Gaethje, Daniel Cormier, Amanda Nunes and Kayla Harrison, adding: “We need these people to defend us against the Lunatic Left. Dana will be a Press Secretary like none other. Dana, please take the job!”
这两条帖文承接11月7日开始的一段互动。川普总统当天在Truth Social写道：“我很高兴地宣布，伟大的白大拿，一位勇猛的战士，已被邀请担任美国新闻秘书。”他请白大拿带上助手，包括伊斯兰·马哈切夫、哈比布·努尔马戈梅多夫、贾斯汀·盖奇、丹尼尔·科米尔、阿曼达·努内斯和凯拉·哈里森，并写道：“我们需要这些人来抵挡疯狂左派。白大拿会成为前所未有的新闻秘书。白大拿，请接受这份工作！”
On the evening of November 8 in Palm Beach, President Trump told reporters: “I will tell you, I was only kidding, but Dana loves the idea, and there’s only one Dana. He’s great.” White said in London on November 7 that he was flying to Washington and had a meeting with President Trump on Monday, November 9; President Trump said the meeting was for other reasons. White also posted on Instagram an image of himself at the White House podium captioned “On to the next chapter.” The press secretary post has been vacant since October 16, after Katie Zacharia left after five days; Karoline Leavitt had left in August.
11月8日晚在棕榈滩，川普总统对记者说：“我告诉你们，我只是开玩笑的，不过Dana很喜欢这个主意，而且世上只有一个Dana。他很棒。”白大拿11月7日在伦敦表示，他正飞往华盛顿，并定于11月9日（周一）与川普总统会面；川普总统说这次见面是为了其他事务。白大拿还在Instagram发了一张自己站在白宫讲台前的图，配文“On to the next chapter”（迈向下一个篇章）。白宫新闻秘书一职自10月16日起空缺——凯蒂·扎卡里亚上任仅五天即离职；此前卡罗琳·莱维特已于8月卸任。
Supporters responded quickly on Truth Social. King Frog (@markweltzin) posted an image of Dana White and President Trump standing in front of the White House beside a UFC octagon, with the words “It’s Time to Rumble!!! Bring It On!!!” The post had 159 likes.
支持者在Truth Social迅速回应。King Frog（@markweltzin）配发一张白大拿与川普总统并肩站在白宫前UFC八角笼旁的图片，写着“It’s Time to Rumble!!! Bring It On!!!”（开战时间到了！！！放马过来！！！），获159个赞。
User 1776WeThePeople1776Q wrote “BOOM” while sharing a Raging Americans post that said: “LMAO! President Trump just nominated UFC’s Dana White to be the new press secretary! Kalshi just had his odds skyrocket from 0 to 4%! Please do it Dana!”
用户1776WeThePeople1776Q转发Raging Americans的帖文并写上“BOOM”，该帖称：“哈哈！川普总统刚提名UFC的白大拿当新新闻秘书！Kalshi上他的赔率从0飙到4%！白大拿请接受吧！”
The same user wrote “TRUMPIAN!” with a graphic titled “Trump 2.0,” listing “Susie Wiles out,” “Stephen Miller in — succeeds Susie Wiles as chief of staff,” “Dana White invited to serve as press secretary,” and “The second half is coming out swinging!” On November 6, Susie Wiles announced she would step down, and President Trump named Stephen Miller to replace her.
同一用户又写上“TRUMPIAN!”，并配一张标题为“Trump 2.0”的图，列出“苏西·怀尔斯出局”“史蒂芬·米勒接任幕僚长”“白大拿受邀担任新闻秘书”以及“下半场出手了！”11月6日，苏西·怀尔斯宣布将卸任，川普总统任命史蒂芬·米勒接替她。
He also wrote “PATRIOT” with an image quoting Dana White: “I’ve known him for a long time, many years, and I’ve never known anyone tougher or more committed. Most people would have folded. I would always bet on Donald Trump.”
他还写上“PATRIOT”（爱国者），并配一张引用白大拿原话的图：“我认识他很久了，很多年，我从没见过比他更坚强、更坚定的人。大多数人早就垮了。我永远会押注唐纳德·川普。”
Lauralea (@lauramarks) replied with laughing emojis and an edited image of Dana White putting a female reporter in a headlock at the White House podium, captioned “Mostly peaceful press conferences.” The post had 120 likes and jabbed at the 2020 media phrase “fiery but mostly peaceful.”
Lauralea（@lauramarks）用大笑表情回复，并配一张经编辑的图片：白大拿在白宫讲台旁把一名女记者锁住头部，配文“Mostly peaceful press conferences”（基本和平的记者会），获120个赞。这是在调侃2020年媒体常用的“激烈但基本和平”说法。
At 11:24 a.m., joe (@joemccuiston) posted a cartoon of President Trump saying: “So you Democrats think the UFC event at the White House was vulgar and tacky? Well that’s how we felt about Biden’s drag show at the White House!” The cartoon had 99 ReTruths and 295 likes.
上午11时24分，joe（@joemccuiston）发了一张讽刺漫画，画中的川普总统说：“你们民主党人觉得白宫办的UFC比赛低俗又俗气？我们当初看拜登在白宫办的变装秀，也是这么觉得的！”该帖获99次转发和295个赞。
As of publication, President Trump had not announced a formal appointment of Dana White as press secretary. The two videos he shared on November 9 were satirical internet productions, not official White House footage.
截至发稿时，川普总统尚未正式宣布任命白大拿为新闻秘书。他11月9日转发的两段视频均为网民制作的讽刺作品，并非白宫官方画面。
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